Many years ago a girl I once knew,
Was in desperate need of a screw.
Not too hard to find, someone who is kind,
And would bang her till she was black and blue.
But who??
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He was known as an interrogator,
But she was seeking a skilled
consummator.
“You’re hired,” she exclaimed!
And so he became
Her privates’ investigator!
(Right back at ya!)
Your getting pretty damn good at this. I just picked up a book of limericks today by Isaac Azimov. Priceless and filthy. Coming soon….