Said Miss Vero, at one of her bars:
“Sex is more fun in bed than in cars.
You feel more at ease,
Your ass doesn’t freeze,
And no one can see all my scars.
Said Miss Vero, at one of her bars:
“Sex is more fun in bed than in cars.
You feel more at ease,
Your ass doesn’t freeze,
And no one can see all my scars.
Posted October 29, 2021 by Every Useless Thing in Bitch & Complain, Humor, Kill Me, I'm Begging You, Limericks, Sarcasm, Sex
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🖤💛
“My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with
rivulets of thought cascading into a
waterfall of creative alternatives!”…
In other words, this may take a couple days.
Gotcha!!!!
💛🖤💛🖤💛🖤💛🖤
A girl who was hoping to score,
Knew a man she thought she’d explore.
She nibbled and hugged it
His nuts and his nugget,
Then did it right there on the floor
Sorry I missed that date.
I’m crushed! Lost a hub cap driving to meet you.