There once was a woman named Bess
For whom holiday cooking meant stress.
Five puddings, ten turkeys
And a thousand beef jerkeys –
Bess did tend to cook to excess!
There once was a woman named Bess
For whom holiday cooking meant stress.
Five puddings, ten turkeys
And a thousand beef jerkeys –
Bess did tend to cook to excess!
Posted December 11, 2021 by Every Useless Thing in Humor, Kill Me, I'm Begging You, Limericks, Sarcasm
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John, the elf, had a pain in his back,
From the toys that filled his large pack.
He needed a nurse,
To massage all the hurts,
And to lighten the load in his sack!
Getting back into the swing of things I see. Nice job for a sack lightening nurse. LOL
Tried to leave another comment here but it didn’t go through. Don’t know if this limerick was one of your “originals” or not since you never called me Bess. Funny cause other people did and still do call me by that name. Anyway I thought I should come up with a witty reply. Glad you liked it!
Just need to keep you guessing and also the book to arrive on Monday.