03/06/2022 ☘Limerick Alert☘   1 comment

I thought a few limericks were in order today. The first one was created just for my better-half’s sister. The remainder are just for fun.

There once was a lady from BelAir

Who had long and flowing hair.

When she jumped into bed,

she often hit her head,

but never disturbed a single hair.

❤❤❤

A health-care provider from Bloom

Wanted someone to paint her living room.

The price for a painter was high

But she knew how to be sexy and shy,

and hopefully the painting will be done soon.

❤❤❤

There are my two “G” rated limericks. I normally don’t post them, but these are being done for special people. Now I can get on with a few more interesting ones that have a little more “Oomph”.

At Fred’s flat a bouncy young whore

Started bouncing about on the floor.

“That does it!” said Fred.

“Now you’ve busted the bed!”

And dismounted and showed her the door.

💥💥💥

Daphne’s looks are completely imperial

And her style of lovemaking’s ethereal.

She’s erotically active

And intensely attractive.

What a shame her disease is venereal.

💥💥💥

ENJOY YOUR DAY OF REST

One response to “03/06/2022 ☘Limerick Alert☘

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  1. Thanks for making me feel “special”. Here’s one for you…

    💗💗💗
    She was known to be a little coquettish,
    Around a man that was quiet, not
    garish.
    And when she teased him with her
    feet,
    His arousal wasn’t discreet.
    The massive bulge was due to his foot fetish!

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