11/06/2022 💥💥Kid Limericks💥💥   Leave a comment

It’s Sunday which is supposed to be a day of rest. Short and sweet today with a few limericks written by kids and for kids.

😎😎😎

Consider the poor hippopotamus,

His life is unduly monotonous.

He lives half-asleep

At the edge of the deep,

And his face is as big as his bottom is.

🙄🙄🙄

There was an old man of Peru

Who dreamt he was eating a shoe.

He awoke in the night

With a terrible fright,

And found it was perfectly true.

🙃🙃🙃

A visitor from Outer Space

On arriving presented his case.

“Earthlings? Inferior!

My race? Superior!”

Tripped up and fell flat on his face.

🤪🤪🤪

An elephant never forgets,

Neither messages, shopping nor debts.

He can hold in his trunk

A whole cartload of junk,

And the little ones make super pets.

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