Being a man has certain responsibilities which include a genetic predisposition and fascination with boobs. It must be something genetic because I can honestly say that I’ve never met any heterosexual men or homosexual women who have not been seriously interested in them. Today’s post is of course tongue-in-cheek and meant to be off-the-charts humorous, so here’s a warning for any complainers and bitchers out there . . . save your energy because all derogatory comments will be blocked. This is not a site to voice political agendas of any kind . . . so don’t waste my time and yours with long and uninteresting political tirades. This list has been around a very long time but being a man requires that I once again make it available to my brothers and half-sisters who haven’t seen it before.

If this post offends you then I would recommend you STOP READING IT now.

And good luck finding your sense of humor.

An Ode to Breasts

(o)(o) perfect breasts
( + )( + ) fake silicone breasts
(*)(*) high nipple breasts
(@)(@) big nipple breasts
oo A cups
{ O }{ O } D cups
(oYo) wonder bra breasts
( ^ )( ^ ) cold breasts
(o)(O) lopsided breasts
(Q)(O) pierced breasts
(p)(p) hanging tassels breasts
\o/\o/ Grandma’s breasts
( – )( – ) flat against the shower door breasts
|o||o| android breasts
($)($) Dolly Parton’s breasts

Joke of the Day

And God created ‘woman’ and she had three breasts. He then asked the woman, “Is there anything you’d like to have changed?” She replied, “Yes, could you get rid of this middle breast?” And so, it was done, and it was good. Then the woman exclaimed as she was holding that third breast in her hand, “What can be done with this useless boob?

And then God created man.

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