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09/08/2026 “LOBSTER HISTORY”   Leave a comment

I am finally qualified to be considered a true “Mainer”. I moved to Maine in 1999 and was told by some of the natives that I would have to live here for at least 25 years before I could even be considered a “Mainer”. I can now wear that distinction with honor since I’m my 26th year of residency. Maine is a beautiful place with Mother Nature displaying all of her wonders at every turn. Most people know very little about Maine except for it’s abundance of lobsters, a rather expensive delicacy. Unfortunately I’m one of a very small group of people who actually dislike lobsters and everything connected with them. Being the book nerd that I am I decided to learn more about lobsters and their history because I’d heard odd stories over the years about how lobsters came to be the ultimate food with a price tag that could make you gasp. Here is a paraphrased account of some lobster history.

Lobsters have always been plentiful along the coast of Maine. The Pilgrims likely dined on lobster at the first Thanksgiving. There are stories of two-foot high piles of lobsters simply washing up on the shore during that time period. When things are plentiful the price is usually reasonable as was the case until the 1800’s. Massive quantities of cheap lobster weren’t all that appetizing at the time and were used to feed prison inmates and indentured servants. Some nearby states had rules insisting their inmates eat canned lobster meat more than once a week, and other sources noted that indentured servants often demanded that their contracts limit the number of lobster meals to no more than twice weekly.

Once lobsters were able to be shipped alive, over long distances, the Maine lobster became much sought after in the Boson and New York areas. Over the next decades that custom spread across the country and even during World War II lobster was considered a high priced delicacy and not subject to wartime rationing. My how things have changed. During the recent World Cup invasion I listened to some of our British friends trying out their first taste of our famous lobster rolls. They loved the taste enough to pay upwards of $40.00 for a small sandwich. That’s just another big reason for me to avoid that delicacy since I’ve always been a cheap SOB.

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Just pass me two of those big, fat, and juicy hamburgers, “Thank you very much!

SPECIAL THANKS TO DAN LEWIS

08/18/2026 “WEIRDNESS PLEASE”   Leave a comment

I think we’ve all discovered the amount of weirdness online. It seems the weirder the post or vid the more likelihood of collecting a lot of clicks. Don’t ask me why. People crave being shocked and they seem to search out the bizarre for a cheap thrill. I like crazy and unusual as much as the next guy but I hesitate to follow some of the geniuses down their deep rabbit hole of truly strange and unusual fantasies. This post isn’t too strange because for me weird is only interesting if it’s true. These are true (LOL).

💞How To Find Your True Love 💞

Soak one of your socks in rose water, dry it out and put it under your bed. Send out nightly thoughts about your true love for a month, and then burn a red candle at sunset while thinking more about the object of your affections. Repeat for seven days.

❤️Here’s Another Way❤️

Pick a half-green half-red apple when the Moon is three days past full. Breathe on the green side and rub it with a red cloth while reciting this verse: “Fire sweet and fire red, warm the heart and turn the head.” Kiss the red half, and give it to the object of your desire. If he/she eats it he/she will fall under your spell.

⛈️Strange Rains⛈️

June 1901 -South Carolina – Cat fish, Perch, and Trout

August 1890 – Baghdad, Iraq – An edible substance (thought to be desert lichen of tamarisk) fell during a heavy shower. The locals gathered it up and made it into bread (Manna from heaven?)

1897 – Macerata, Italy – Millions of seeds from the Judas Tree dropped from a blood colored cloud.

1877 – Memphis, Tennessee – Hundreds of live snakes.

If you add up the time spent eating and drinking by an average person over the course of their entire life, it comes to approximately 5 years. This adds up to an estimated 33 tons of food you’ve eaten, which is the equivalent of six entire elephants. Unfortunately what goes in must eventually come out. The result is during your lifetime you will produce a pile of poo about the size of a medium sized car. Some animals, other than humans, that love to eat poo include rats, mice, rabbits, dung beetles, flies gorillas, and dogs.

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SO MUCH FOR TODAYS WEIRDNESS

08/06/2026 💥WILD WEST LIMERICK ALERT💥   Leave a comment

I’ve been watching hundreds of Europeans since the World Cup ended who seem to be quite taken with the USA and especially all things Texas. Here’s another little gift directly from the wild, wild, west to all of those visitors. Even our limericks rock . . . .

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A cowgirl from old Amarillo

Kept finding strange heads on her pillow.

She decided one day

To keep them away

By stuffing her sweet parts with Brillo.

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‘Twas said that Calamity Jane

Found women and men both a pain.

So when in her nightie

This hermaphrodit-e

Fucked herself – which is hard to explain.

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A drunken old miner from Helena

Was walking one night when he fell in a

Prospector’s ditch.

No, he didn’t get rich.

What he said was so bad I’m not tellin’ ya.

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“I wonder,” a Mountain Man said,

“What fucking is like in a bed.

I’m so used to tall grass

On my balls and my ass,

That I prefer the prairie instead.”

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A Fav

A well-hung young Oglala Sioux

Told girls that he always withdrew.

Those who believed

Very often conceived

‘Twas too long to get out “fore he blew.

COME BACK SOON, YOU PERVERTED EUROPEANS

(“You’ll be missed.”)

07/09/2026 “MISH/MOSH”   Leave a comment

Mish Mosh

Are you an animal lover? I imagine most of us love and appreciate our pets and make them part of the family. Other folks love animals just as much, if not more, but that is based entirely on their favorite meat cuts and flavor. Todays post will give you a few facts you might not have heard before Enjoy!

  • In the last three thousand years, no new animals have been domesticated.
  • Scientist have discovered that chickens egg output increases when pop music is played in their roost.
  • A pelican can hold approximately 25 pounds of fish in it’s pouch.
  • The first fish in space was a South American guppy in 1976.
  • Iguanas, koalas and Komodo dragons all have two penises.

  • Armadillos and humans are the only animals that can get leprosy.
  • Camels milk is the only milk that doesn’t curdle when boiled.
  • Jackals have one more pair of chromosomes than dogs or wolves.
  • No one knows why a ducks quack doesn’t echo.
  • Rhino’s belong to the same family as horses and were thought to have inspired the myth of the unicorn.

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MOST SUPRISING

A quarter of all animal species are bats.

PETA SUCKS!

06/23/2026 “Crazy Facts”   2 comments

  • The chemicals indole and skatole, which cause the foul smell of human feces, are also used as ingredients in perfume.
  • Felons who are considered physically unattractive receive fifty percent longer jail sentences than those who are deemed attractive.
  • The Rashtriya Swayamsevak Sangh (RSS) is developing a soft drink made from the urine of cows.
  • Misidentified eyewitness testimony was a factor in seventy-seven percent of DNA exoneration cases.
  • When you pee, a small amount of urine enters your mouth through the saliva glands.

  • By law, all citizens must take a bath at least once a year in Kentucky.
  • Lightning strikes the earth 5,000 times every minute.
  • In 2007, flooding on the banks of the Huai river displaced an estimated 2 billion rats in central China.
  • Can you find Irag on a map? Approximately 14% of Americans between the ages of 18-24 cannot, and 18% can’t find Afghanistan either.
  • Pigs can become alcoholics.

My Fav: George Washington and Thomas Jefferson grew marijuana on their plantations.

JUST PLAIN WEIRD!

06/20/2026 “A WORLD QUIZ”   Leave a comment

As the World Cup activities continue it seems that Europeans are rediscovering America and it’s citizens based on what they are experiencing and not what they’ve been told by the Media and their governments. At the same time many Americans are rediscovering the people of Europe person-to-person, not just individual countries. Hopefully as the tournament continues the ripples of understanding will continue to grow. It seems that all of us, Europeans and Americans alike, have been manipulated by the Media for years and I hope and pray that that is about to dramatically change. Todays post is a ten question quiz concerning matters of this World and as always the answers will be listed below. Have fun with it.

  • Who was the first American to have a monument erected in his honor in India?
  • What are the three largest islands in the Mediterranean Sea?
  • What is the largest desert in Europe?
  • What city is the southernmost state capital in the United States?
  • What European capital is located in the crater of an extinct volcano?

  • What is the most common domestic animal on the African continent?
  • What is the Temple of the Tooth?
  • What animal was the symbol of liberty in ancient Rome?
  • What is the longest river in Europe?
  • In what four European countries are motorists required to drive on the left-hand side of the road?

Answers
George Washington Carver, Sicily, Sardinia, and Cyprus, There are none, Honolulu, Hawaii, Edinburgh, Scotland, The Goat, A Buddhist temple in Sri Lanka housing the relic of the tooth of Buddha, The Cat, The Volga in Russia – 2293 miles long, The United Kingdom, Ireland, Malta, and Cyprus.

05/23/2026 Mish/Mosh   Leave a comment

Here is an updated selection of rather odd and sometimes scary trivia facts. Some are good and some are not. Ten things you probably wish you don’t know. You be the final judge.

  • Approximately 1.7 million violent workplace incidents occur in this country every year. 18,700 are committed by the victim’s intimate partner.
  • If you swim in ocean areas that contain sharks, avoid wearing the colors yellow and orange. Apparently these colors piss off sharks. Who knew?
  • Female marsupials have three vaginas. and the males have a forked penis.
  • Approximately 4 million cats and dogs are euthanized each year in this country at animal shelters.
  • Ten percent of Americans between eighteen and twenty-four can’t find the United States on a blank world map.

  • Half of Americans believe that the President has the power to suspend the constitution (Mostly Democrats I’ll wager).
  • According to the Institute of Medicine (IOM) estimates, 1.5 million patients suffer each year because of mistakes made with medicines given in hospitals.
  • Mental health concerns are one of Americans’ top reasons for seeking medical treatmernt.
  • The place where you rest your hands on your desk is home to ten million bacteria at any given moment.
  • A person can survive without eating for weeks, but will only survive eleven days without sleep.

KISS YOUR FAVORITE VETERAN

05/12/2026 “FOODIES?”   Leave a comment

Are you a “foodie”? Everyone I ask gives me the same answer. YES! Being a “foodie” means much more than just eating three squares meals a day. It refers to someone who is obsessed with food, it’s preparation, it’s presentation, and of course the flavor. I think I just inadvertently booted myself from the “foodie” ranks because I’m no longer concerned with all of that. Years ago when I was into cooking, canning, and wine-making, I was most certainly a “foodie”. Now that I’m fully into being retired the term doesn’t apply to me any longer. Todays post will be a short quiz for those of you who still identify yourselves as “foodies”. As always the answers will be listed below.

  • Italy leads the world in pasta consumption with 61.7 pounds each per person per year. What country is second?
  • Black-eyed peas are not peas. What are they?
  • Where was the first automated fortune cookie machine manufactured?
  • What does VVSOP mean on a cognac bottle?
  • What color did blue replace in 1995 when it was introduced to the standard package of M&M’s candies?

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  • On average, how many calories a day are American astronauts given to eat while on missions to outer space?
  • What do herring, cabbage and carrots represent at New Years Eve feasts in Germany and Scandinavia?
  • How much caffeine must be removed from coffee for it to be called decaffeinated?
  • What popular soft drink contained the drug lithium, now available only by prescription, when it was introduced in 1929?
  • What did the Wrigley Company do to promote its chewing gum nationwide in 1914?

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BONUS

What is the cordial kumiss made from?

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Answers
Venezuela at 27.9, Beans, Japan, Very Very Superior Old Pale, Tan, 3000, Herring represents good luck; cabbage, plenty of silver; and carrots, gold in the year ahead, 97%, 7UP, It mailed a stick of Doublemint gum to every person listed in the U.S. phonebooks, BONUS: Fermented mare’s or cow’s milk.

05/09/2026 👀MISSING MY PLAYBOYS👀   Leave a comment

1970

There are times that I really miss the old style Playboy magazines. They helped answer many questions that all young boys had about females. Everyone jokes about reading the magazines just for the articles but that was always a huge bit of sarcasm. Was the content misogynistic, probably, but the young lads paging through those articles just wanted to see and read about those gorgeous women willing to share their most intimate secrets and secret areas to them while they furiously and quietly masturbated. I have to admit I participated myself on occasion. It all depended on whether I could find my fathers stash of Playboys he thought were so well hidden. He actually hid them from my mother because we were all afraid of her. Todays post will list five items from some of those beautiful Playmates on “Turn-Ons & Turn-Offs” from the 1970’s, 1980,s, and 1990’s. No names will be mentioned but I know it’s possible you’ll remember a few of the those forgotten beauties that aided in your teenage sex education.

❤️THE 1970’s Turn-Offs❤️

Dishonesty, Fat People, Rude People, Violence, Obnoxious Drunks

❤️THE 1980’s Turn-Offs❤️

Cavities, Asparagus, Burping, Speed Bumps, Bell Peppers

❤️THE 1990’s Turn-Offs❤️

Arrogance, Bad Grammar, Environmental Abusers, Guys in Bikini Briefs, Lip Smacking

1980

❤️THE 1970’s Turn-Ons❤️

A Big Warm Bed, Sunshine, Walt Disney, Ice Cream

❤️THE 1980’s Turn-Ons❤️

Acting Class, Counting Money, Fast Cars, Hot Oil Massages, Sexy Lingerie

❤️THE 1990’s Turn-Ons❤️

Bad Boys, Dirty Dancing, Strawberries and Cream, Long Hot Showers, Getting My Back Tickled

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THANKS FOR THE MEMORIES HEF

05/07/2026 Strange But True   Leave a comment

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I seem to be overflowing with accumulated trivia information these days and as I get it I’ll pass it along to you. Todays topics for review are all pop-culture related facts.

  • The famous quote “play it again Sam”, was never actually uttered in the movie Casablanca.
  • Though they look alike, Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen are fraternal twins, not identical.
  • John Lennon signed the paperwork formalizing the breakup of the Beatles while staying at a Disney World hotel.
  • Woody in Toy Story has a last name. It was revealed in 2009 as “Pride”.
  • In the movie Home Alone, the picture of Buzz’s girlfriend that Kevin finds is actually a boy in a wig.

  • During his performances of James Bond, Sean Connery always wore a wig.
  • The injuries on Luke Skywalkers face when he was attacked by the snow monster in The Empire Strikes Back were real.
  • Leonardo DiCaprio didn’t draw the sketch of Kate Winslet in Titanic . . . but director James Cameron did.
  • DC Comics boasts a superhero named Arms-Fall-Off-Boy.
  • 2006’s Bond movie Casino Royale was the first Bond movie that could be watched in China.

BONUS FACT

(On everyone’s favorite character)

In the Star Wars Trilogy, George Lucas’s original full name for

Yoda was “Bunden Debannen” or “Buffy” for short.

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MORE TO COME