I was wondering to myself if the response to this posting will be affected by the unusual title. I guess I’ll have my answer sometime tomorrow, but nothing would really surprise me. It’s just my sneaky way of beginning a post on religion. I’m not a big fan as you would already know if you’ve read this blog in the past. I have a friend or two that are true believers, and this is my subtle way of expressing my thoughts on the subject. Many religious folks enjoy using their religions sacred writings to make their points with me, but I find that a bit ludicrous. To take those documents as the literal word of some god is frightening in its naivete. Here are a few blurbs from various religions to help me make my point once again.

• According to the Bible If your wife defends your life in a fight by grabbing your attackers genitals, you should cut off your wife’s hand and have no pity on her.

• If robbers came to your house while you were having guests, it’s better to offer up your two virgin daughters to the robbers than for your guests to come to any harm.

• The proper way to seal a deal in the Bible is to exchange sandals.

• More than 60% of Americans think the story of Noah’s Ark is literal truth.

• It is better to dwell alone in the desert than at home with a nagging and complaining wife. (Proverbs 21:19)

• More than 46% of Americans believe God created humans in their present form, at one time, within the last 10,000 years.

• God has commanded Mormons to avoid coffee and tea.

• On the eve of Yom Kippur, some observant Jews swing live chickens over their head three times to atone for their sins. It’s called kaparos.

• If you want to sleep with your brother’s wife, it’s better to masturbate – or better yet, to pull out early and ejaculate on the ground, in order to avoid getting her pregnant.

• Men should not shave any parts of their head and beards.

• May the Lord bless everyone who beats your children against the rocks. (Psalm 137:9)

• Mormons believe that the Garden of Eden was located in northern Missouri.

GOD IS GREAT, GOD IS GOOD! YEAH GOD !!!

(Sarcasm Off)