The Quote of the Day

“It’s frightening to think that you mark your children merely by being yourself.”

Simone Beauvoir

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The Joke of the Day #1

An 80-year-old man was having his annual checkup and the doctor asked him how he was feeling. “I’ve never been better!” he boasted. “I’ve got an 18-year-old bride who’s pregnant and having my child! What do you think about that?” The doctor considered this for a moment, then said, “Let me tell you a story. I once knew a guy who was an avid hunter. He never missed a season. One day he went out in a bit of a hurry, and he accidentally grabbed his umbrella instead of his gun.” The doctor continued, “So he was in the woods, and suddenly a grizzly bear appeared right in front of him! He quickly raised up his umbrella, pointed it at the bear and squeezed the handle. And do you know what happened next?” the doctor queried. Dumbfounded, the old man replied, “No.” The doctor continued, “The bear dropped dead right in front of him!” “That’s goddamn impossible” exclaimed the old man. “Someone else must’ve shot that bear.” “That’s kind of what I’ve been getting at.” replied the doctor.

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The Limerick of the Day

There was a young man with a fiddle.

Who asked of his girl, “Do you diddle?”

She replied, “Yes, I do,

But prefer it with two,

It’s twice as much fun in the middle.”

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The Joke of the Day #2

A man and woman are having dinner in a restaurant. Their waitress, taking another order a few tables away, spots the man slowly sliding down his chair and under the table, and the woman appeared unconcerned. As the waitress watches, the man slides all away under and out of sight. Still, the woman dining opposite appears not to notice. Finally, the waitress comes over to the table and whispers discreetly to the woman, “Pardon me, ma’am, but I think your husband just slid under the table.” “No, he didn’t,” the woman calmly replied. “He just walked in the door.”

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Wisdom of the Day

“Bad news is more readily believed than good news.”

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