Do you own a cowboy hat or other articles of western clothing. The American Old West has fans around the globe as reflected in thousands of Japanese cowboys who live for the fantasy. I was a big fan at an early age when I received my first two-gun cap pistol rig. When the novelty of that wore off, I was pretty much finished with my desire to be a cowboy, so I moved on to wanting to be a professional baseball player and later still a first-class skirt chaser. I’m not wearing a cowboy hat, boots, or assless chaps but I still can offer a few limericks from the Old West.

While waiting for the Sioux to disband,

Colonel Custer took matters in hand.

Despite his dejection

He achieved an erection.

That was almost Custer’s Last Stand.

As a gunslinger Wild Bill Hickok

Had mastered every known trick-shot.

But his skills while in bed

Leave less to said,

For nothing could make his small dick hot.

Said a girl who came west to a farm,

“City life has far greater charm.

Take the pleasures of orgasm,

Each urban girl has’em,

But in Kansas they’re viewed with alarm.

An old whore who worked Santa Fe

Was known as a luscious hot lay.

But the bugs in her twitchet

Forced her always to itch it,

And that frightened her clients away.

Yee Ha, Y’all!