Have you ever just been standing around people watching and wondering about things?  I have.  Do certain things you see and hear make you wonder what the hell is going on?  I thought it only right that I look into some of these matter because they bother the hell out of me.

Take a moment and come  up with a few of your own.  They are every where it seems and no one has any answers as to why.

• Why is it that women show up at Walmart in a pink sweat-suit that’s two sizes too small with “Hot & Juicy” stitched across the butt?
• Why does the sun lightens our hair, but darken our skin?
• Why can’t women put on mascara without opening their mouths?
• Why are they are called apartments when they are all stuck together?
• If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of Progress?
• Why must you click on "Start" to stop Windows 7?
• Why is it that lemon juice is made with artificial flavor, while dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?
• Why haven’t we ever seen the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
• Why does a fiftyish man have a comb over more than 5 inches long and things no one notices?
• Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
• What possesses a person to paint his house pink?
• Why do doctors call what they do "practice"?
• Why aren’t planes made from the same material used for the indestructible black boxes ?
• Why did they ever decide to name the airport "The Terminal"?
• What thought process occurs to cause an beautiful and intelligent young lady to streak her hair red and pierce her nose in three different places?
• Why isn’t there a mouse-flavored cat food and what person tastes dog food when it has a "New & Improved" flavor?
• Why do they bother to sterilize the needles used for lethal injections?

Who can answer these questions?  I need some answers and I need them now?  How can I be convinced that your basic average human being is intelligent and right-thinking when I see hundreds of these types of things every week. It just doesn’t fill me with much confidence that the human race can survive itself.  It’s just more than a little scary.