I’ve been a fan of the Darwin Awards for many years. I’m not sure why I enjoy reading about stupid people dying in stupid ways, but I do. Here’s a headline I happened upon as I was surfing this morning. If anyone deserved a Dumb💩💩Award it’s this genius.

Dad of three crushed to death under BMW as he tried to steal a catalytic converter.

• Updated: 7:53, 2 Sep 2021