I stumbled across a rather large collection of really stupid newspaper headlines this week. I just can’t resist throwing a few of them your way. This kind of stuff just boggles the mind. The first one is the classic screw up and must be seen again.

DEWEY DEFEATS TRUMAN

PROSTITUTES APPEAL TO THE POPE

PANDA MATING FAILS, VETERINARION TAKES OVER

CLINTON WINS BUDGET, MORE LIES AHEAD

MINERS REFUSE TO WORK AFTER DEATH

I especially like the Clinton one. I wonder if the editor got reprimanded. That would have been a big NO-NO for a liberal newspaper. Let’s continue.

COUPLE SLAIN, POLICE SUSPECT HOMICIDE

DEAF MUTE GETS NEW HEARING IN KILLING

QUEEN MARY HAVING BOTTOM SCRAPED

ILLITERATE? WRITE TODAY FOR FREE HELP

LOW WAGES SAID KEY TO POVERTY

It’s hard to believe just how many of these I’ve collected. I should start posting only the ones that are well written and correct. It’s a much smaller number to deal with.

OVER THE HUMP DAY