05-06-2013   2 comments

I was just sitting here trying to decide what I should post today when I received an email from my nephew in Dallas.  He’s lived there long enough to be called a real Texan and he’s proud of it as most Texans are.  I’m passing the contents of his email along for all of you to read.  It’s humorous to the Nth degree but the underlying message is something I also feel strongly about.

I only wish I could be the guy who picks the contestants for this Texas version of Survivor.  I have at least ten possible candidates that truly deserve to to be put to this test.  I won’t name them but I’ll bet anything you can figure most of them out on your own. Please let this happen.

Survivor — Texas Style

Due to the popularity of "Survivor" shows, Texas is planning to do one  entitled: "Survivor – Texas-Style!" The lucky contestants will all start  in Dallas, drive to Waco, Austin, San Antonio, then over to Houston and  down to Brownsville. They will then proceed through Mission, up to Del  Rio, El Paso, Odessa, Midland, Lubbock, and Amarillo. From there they will  go on to Abilene and Fort Worth and Finally back to Dallas.

Each contestant will be required to drive a pink Prius covered with the following 15 bumper stickers

"I’m A Democrat"

"Amnesty For Illegals"

"I Love The Dixie Chicks"

"Boycott Beef"

"I Voted For Obama" 

" George Strait Sucks"

"Re-elect Obama In 2016"

"Vote Eric Holder Texas Governor"

"Rosie O’Donnell Is Texas Born"

"I Love Obama Care and Chuck Schumer"

"Barney Frank Is My Hero"

"I Side With Jane Fonda"

"It’s Bush’s Fault"

“Islam Is A Peace-Loving Religion”

and the last sticker will read:

"I’m Here To Confiscate Your Guns"

The first contestant to make it back to Dallas alive wins.  What more can I say except "Remember the Alamo and the Constitution".

2 responses to “05-06-2013

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  1. Haha. Talk about a foolproof way to decrease the population in Texas.

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