VARIOUS ODD FACTS

• In 1679, Messrs. Green, Barry and Hill were hanged at Tyburn for a murder they committed at Greenberry Hill.

• Melanie Griffith has a tattoo of a pear on her butt.

• And not to be outdone, Anna Kournikova has the tattoo of the sun on her butt.

• Andrew Jackson (1829-37) once killed a man in a duel because he insulted his wife.

• John Quincy Adams (1825-29) used to take a swim in the Potomac River every morning naked.

• Jimi Hendrix lost his virginity at age 12.

• Mark Twain lost his virginity at age 34.

MARK TWAIN WISDOM

• “There are several good protections against temptation, but the surest is cowardice.”

• “Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest.”

• “Education is what you must acquire without any interference from your schooling.”

• “Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of 80 and gradually approach 18.”

• “Familiarity breeds contempt . . . and children.”

INSURANCE

• Dolly Parton insured her breasts for $3 million.

• Michael Flatley, Lord of the Dance, insured his legs for $40 million.

• Tina Turner insured her lips for $1 million and her breasts for $750,000.

• Bruce Springsteen insured his voice for $5 million.

• Jennifer Lopez insured her entire body for 1 billion dollars.

FYI: I’M INSURING MY RIGHT HAND FOR $10 BILLION