“Far more precious to me than my treasure.”
JB loudly announced, “Is my leisure;
I am happy to screw
The retirement home’s crew –
“They are slow, but that lengthens the pleasure!”
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Here’s one just for you!
A Trooper pulled over a driver.
Would he ticket or only chastise her.
He unzipped his fly,
She said with a sigh
“Oh no, not another breathalyzer”!
This is your best one yet. I should have shown you my breathalyzer when I had the chance. Oh well…