11/12/2021 ***Limerick Alert***   2 comments

“Far more precious to me than my treasure.”

JB loudly announced, “Is my leisure;

I am happy to screw

The retirement home’s crew –

“They are slow, but that lengthens the pleasure!”

Posted November 12, 2021 by Every Useless Thing in Bitch & Complain, Humor, Limericks

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2 responses to “11/12/2021 ***Limerick Alert***

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  1. Here’s one just for you!
    A Trooper pulled over a driver.
    Would he ticket or only chastise her.
    He unzipped his fly,
    She said with a sigh
    “Oh no, not another breathalyzer”!

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