Well, with Thanksgiving behind us we’re on our way to the Christmas Holiday that once was primarily religious but has since morphed into nothing but SALES, SALES, SALES. It’s more like an Amazonian celebration where money is God, porch piracy rules all during this holiest Black Friday month. I understand that I’m being a touch facetious but who really cares. I’m a non-religious person who harkens back to a childhood that was as religious as it could get. Fond memories of my crazy Catholic mother and her truckload of religious statues and paraphernalia of all things Catholic.

Todays post is my way of reintroducing religion to the holiday narrative in 2025, tongue-in-cheek all the way. I hope some of the Bible thumpers out there know at least some of the answers because I didn’t. As always the correct answers will be listed below.

THE THIEVES

Who stole idols from her father?

What robber was released from prison at the time of the Passover?

According to Malachi, what were the people of Judah stealing from God?

Who was stoned for stealing booty during the battle for Ai?

Which epistles say that the day of the Lord will come like a thief?

What disciple stole from the treasury?

BONUS QUESTION
(To help you get at least one answer correct)

Who committed the first murder?

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Answers

Rachel (Genesis 31:19), Barabbas (John 18:40), The tithes they owed (Malachi 3:8), Achan (Joshua 7:10-26),1 Thessalonians (5:2) and 2 Peter (3:10), Judas Iscariot (John 12:4-6), Cain, who murdered his brother (Genesis 4:8).

(I scored a measly 3 of 7)