I’ve been watching hundreds of Europeans since the World Cup ended who seem to be quite taken with the USA and especially all things Texas. Here’s another little gift directly from the wild, wild, west to all of those visitors. Even our limericks rock . . . .

💥

A cowgirl from old Amarillo

Kept finding strange heads on her pillow.

She decided one day

To keep them away

By stuffing her sweet parts with Brillo.

💥💥

‘Twas said that Calamity Jane

Found women and men both a pain.

So when in her nightie

This hermaphrodit-e

Fucked herself – which is hard to explain.

💥💥💥

A drunken old miner from Helena

Was walking one night when he fell in a

Prospector’s ditch.

No, he didn’t get rich.

What he said was so bad I’m not tellin’ ya.

💥💥💥💥

“I wonder,” a Mountain Man said,

“What fucking is like in a bed.

I’m so used to tall grass

On my balls and my ass,

That I prefer the prairie instead.”

❤️❤️❤️

A Fav

A well-hung young Oglala Sioux

Told girls that he always withdrew.

Those who believed

Very often conceived

‘Twas too long to get out “fore he blew.

COME BACK SOON, YOU PERVERTED EUROPEANS

(“You’ll be missed.”)