During the 80’s life was pretty interesting. I was traveling a lot, meeting a lot of people, and generally enjoying my life. But it wasn’t all fun and games as compared to the lifestyles we have currently. Anyone identified as a Millennial then would have lost their effing minds. Political correctness was a rare thing and having a sense of humor required a thick skin. I’ve come upon in recent months a number of collections of humor from the 1980’s and for all of you Millennial’s out there, buckle up, the rides about to get a little bumpy.

• When should you start playing with yourself in a restaurant? When there’s a sign that says, “First come, “first served!”

• What would call a liberal who’s overweight and perverted? A bisexual built for two!

• What did the surgeons say to the guy who wanted to do his own operation? ”Suture self!”

• Why should you always travel with a sixpack in the wintertime? In case you have to leave a message in the snow!

• What’s the harshest penalty for bigamy? Two mothers-in-law!

• What would you call a drink made out of orange juice and milk of magnesia? A Phillips Screwdriver!

• What’s a wool diaphragm? A sock in the puss!

• What’s a sanitary pad that girls can wear while dancing? Diskotex!

• Why are erections like elections? It can get really stinky around the polls!

• When is premature ejaculation a serious problem?  When it occurs between “hello” and “what’s your sign?”

 My Fav: Why do farts smell? So deaf people can enjoy them, too!