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01/06/2023 😜Retro 80’s Humor😂   1 comment

I just received a request from a reader to post something lighthearted and fun for a change. Since I’m neither lighthearted nor funny, I did some research and found a small paperback book hidden on a bookshelf behind some others. It’s titled Raunchy Riddles and after reading a few entries I know why it was hidden. I suppose it could be considered lighthearted and funny but that would be stretching the truth a little. This is 1980’s humor at its absolute worst. This post is dedicated to that foolish reader who requested it. Here we go!

  • What do you use to make a pickle cake? Dill Dough!
  • What would you call a sex change in Puerto Rico? A hole in Juan!
  • What’s the best thing to do if you’re on a date with an annoying nymphomaniac? Give her a vibrator and tell her to buzz off!
  • What happened to the couple that met through the social disease hotline? They lived “herpily ever after!”
  • What’s the best part of a porno movie? The coming attractions!

  • What should you do if your date won’t make love with the lights on? Close the car door!
  • What did one boob say to the other? “We’d better stop hanging so low, they’ll think we’re nuts!”
  • What happens if a lady golfer gets hit with a golf ball between the first and the second hole? It doesn’t leave a lot of room for the Band-Aid!
  • How did the four guys carry the huge drunken fat girl out of the bar? Two abreast!
  • What’s a hamburger kiss? Between the buns!

There you have it folks, some of the worst humor of the mid-1980s. The more I read the fewer I decided to post and believe it or not the above ten were the least objectionable I could find. So, to my lighthearted and funny reader, in the future be careful what you ask for. One last lighthearted tidbit just for you . . .

What’s the difference between a midget detective agency and a lady’s track team?

A midget detective agency is a cunning bunch of runts!

GOTTA LOVE THE 80’S

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