🌲Christmas Limerick🌲   Leave a comment

Old Santa got drunk on warm ale

“I’m too old for Christmas” his wail

“But what of the toys

For the good girls and boys?”

“I’ll have Amazon send them by mail!”

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Posted December 2, 2021 by Every Useless Thing in Humor, Limericks, Sarcasm

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