1941

There’s an oversexed lady named Whyte

Who insists on a dozen a night?

A fellow named Cheddar

Had the brashness to wed her,

His chance of survival is slight.

1946

It’s only human nature after all

If a fellow puts a girl against the wall

And his inclination

Into her accommodation

To increase the population

Of the rising generation –

Why, it’s only human nature after all.