02/04/2022 WW II Limericks   Leave a comment

A lesbian lady named Maud

Got into the WACS by a fraud.

With a tongue long and knobby

She seduced Colonel Hobby,

And now she’s a Major, by God!

There was a young girl who begat

Three brats, by name Nat, Pat, and Tat.

It was fun in the breeding

But hell in the feeding,

When she found there was no tit for Tat.

There was a young man, Mussolini,

Who found he had seven bambini.

He said, “If I thought

The griddle was still hot,

I’d never have put in the weenie!”

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