Since everyone should be well rested after their Labor Day festivities, I thought I’d reintroduce a Sex Quiz from an unusual joke book published in 1984. It’s a bit difficult but I’m sure all of you will be able to deduce the correct answers (True or False). It’s funny and ridiculous but then so were the 1980’s. Here we go . . . .

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1. A pubic hair is a wild rabbit.
2. A fallopian tube is a part inside a television.
3. A menstrual cycle has three wheels.
4. Fellatio is an Italian dagger.
5. Anus is a Latin word denoting a long period of time.
6. Cunnilingus is a person who can speak four languages.
7. A condom is an apartment complex.
8. Masturbate is something used to catch large fish.
9. A wet dream is dangerous if you sleep under an electric blanket.
10. A vulva is a Swedish automobile.
11. A vagina is a medical term used to describe heart trouble.
12. A clitoris is a type of flower.
13. KOTEX is a radio station in Dallas, Texas.
14. Testicles can be found on an octopus.
15. A rectum is what you are for doing this test. LOL

For those of you who were stumped by the quiz I’ll add a short joke to make you feel better about yourself. If you don’t understand the joke, call a friend.

John was a seventy-seven-year-old man and decided it was time for one last final fling. So, he went out and hired himself a buxom and luscious prostitute for a last night of pleasure. It was a spectacular and pleasurable night, and he slept like a log upon returning home. Three weeks later he felt a growing pressure and pain in his groin and immediately rushed back to the doctor’s office, insisting on an immediate consultation. The doctor examined him thoroughly, then asked a rather personal question. “Have you been with a woman anytime recently?” John smiled proudly and confessed the truth. “Well, said the doctor, you’d better go find her right away, ’cause you’re about to come!”

HOPE YOU ENJOYED YOUR WEEKEND