Quote of the Day

“I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.” Zsa Zsa Gabor

Anagram of the Day

Mel Gibson – Big Melons

Joke of the Day

Rick O’Malley raised his beer and said, “Here’s to spending the rest of my life between the legs of my wife!” And he took home the top prize for the best toast of the night at the pub. In bed later that night, he told his wife, “Mary, I won the prize for the best toast of the night.” She said, “What was your toast?” So, he told her, “Here’s to spending the rest of my life sitting in church beside my wife.” “Oh,” she said, “that is very nice, dear.” The next day, Mary ran into one of Patrick’s drinking partners in the street. Mischievously, the man said, “Did you hear about your husband winning a prize in the pub the other night for a toast about you, Mary?” She replied, “Yes and I was a bit surprised. Up until now, he’s only been down there twice. Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come.”

Limerick of the Day

There was a young fellow in Maine

Who courted a girl all in vain.

She cussed when he kissed her

So, he slept with her sister.

Again and again and again!

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LAUGH ALL THE WAY TO THE BANK!