The Quote of the Day

“Humility is a strange thing. The minute you think you’ve got it, you’ve lost it.”

E.D. Hulse

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The Joke of the Day #1

A man walks into a pharmacy, buys a condom, then walks out of the store laughing hysterically. The pharmacist thinks this is weird but there aren’t any laws preventing weird people from buying condoms. Who knows, maybe it’s a good thing. The next day, the same man comes back into the store, purchases yet another condom, and once again he leaves the store laughing wildly. This piques the interest of the pharmacist. What could be so funny about buying a damn condom, anyway? So, he tells his clerk, “If that guy ever comes back, I want you to follow him to see where he goes.” Sure enough, the next day the same man is back. He buys the condom, and again starts cracking up with laughter, then leaves. The pharmacist tells his clerk to follow the guy immediately. After an hour, the clerk comes back to the store. “Did you follow him? Where did he go?” Asks the pharmacist. The clerk replied, “Your house.”

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The Limerick of the Day

There was a young lady named Hall,

Who wore a newspaper dress to a ball.

The dress soon caught fire

And burned her entire

Front page, sporting section, and all.

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The Joke of the Day #2

Three nuns were talking. The first nun said, “I was cleaning in Father’s room the other day and you know what I found? A bunch of pornographic magazines.” “What did you do? the other nuns asked. “Well of course I threw them in the trash.” The second nun said, “Well, I can top that. I was in Father’s room putting away laundry and I found a bunch of condoms!” “Oh, my!” gasped the other nuns. “What did you do?” “I poked holes in all of them”! she replied. The third nun fainted.

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Wisdom for the Day

Did you know that a lesbian dinosaur is called a “Lickalotopuss.

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