How old are you? It’s a valid question that most people ask about a stranger when discussing them with a third-party, “He’s about 20 years old.”. People who are in their 20’s think people in their 30’s are old while people in their 30’s think people in their 50’s are old. It’s all relative and silly but we do it all the time without really thinking about it. In my case I think anyone younger than 60 is just a stupid kid and that should show you how really stupid it is to judge a person by their age. Today’s post is going to list some interesting accomplishments by the age of the person doing them. Using age as way to judge someone is just ridiculous as these examples will show you.

At the Age of 1

Mary, of the House of Stewart, became Queen of Scotland.

Brooke Shields was selected as the Ivory Snow baby.

At the Age of 2

Judy Garland launches her stage career.

Isabella II ascends to the Spanish throne.

At the Age of 3

Albert Einstein speaks for the first time.

Alice Liddell first meets Charles Dodgson (pen name of Lewis Carol) who later used her as inspiration to write Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland.

At the Age of 4

Malcolm Little (who later changed his name to Malcolm X) watches as his family’s home was burned to the ground by members of the Ku Klux Klan.

Bob Hope emigrates from England to the United States

At the Age of 5

Devora Wilson, Mountain climber, scales a 4000-foot peak.

Christopher Robin Milne hears the first “Winnie the Pooh” story, with himself as the main character, made up by his father, A. A.

At the Age of 6

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart gives keyboard concerts across Europe.

Shirley Temple receives an honorary Oscar for her contribution to film.

Ron Howard stars as Opie in TV’s, The Andy Griffith Show.

At the Age of 7

Helen Keller, blind and deaf, master’s a vocabulary of 625 words.

Carol Brown, who travels more than an hour daily to attend a distant school because as a black she is denied admission to the local all-white school, motivates her father to file a lawsuit, resulting in the landmark Brown V. Board of Education Supreme Court decision which finds public-school segregation to be unconstitutional.

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My Credentials

Age 1 – Flung my full diaper at my mother.

Age 2 – Spoke my first word (Shit!)

Age 3 – Drew my first tree.

Age 4 – Threw up on my sister.

Age 5 – Drank my first drink of alcohol (bottle of perfume)

Age 6 – Ran away from school (police found me later)

MY PARENTS WERE SOOOO PROUD