Archive for the ‘cleavage’ Tag

07-18-2013   Leave a comment

I have a confession to make today that I absolutely love breasts, specifically women’s breasts.  Like the great majority of men I have a real appreciation for both natural and supernatural (implants) breasts.  It isn’t something that just happened to me, it’s  been my obsession for as long as I can remember.

I’m not sure when it developed or why.  It might have been that I was breast- fed as a baby and became enamored of breasts then.  Or maybe I wasn’t breast-fed as a baby and really wanted to be.  Since discussing anything sexual with my late parents was almost impossible I don’t have the real answer to my question.

Since so many of my readers are male and have a similar fascination with breasts I thought I’d do a little research and pass along any interesting facts I discovered.  It was no surprise that breasts are a major topic on the Net but finding interesting facts about breasts was not as easy as finding the tens of thousands of photographs almost everywhere.  Here are fifteen snippets of information I thought you might find interesting. 

Man Boobs

A 53-year-old man Guo Qingpo, living in Shandong province, used to own the world’s biggest man boobs record.  Guo Qingpo made a decision to have his breasts operated at a local hospital in Jinan, Beijing. After the 6-hour procedure, his 5-kilo breasts were successfully removed.

Current Implant Record Holder

In early 2009, Sheyla Hershey of Brazil was awarded the Guinness World Record for having the largest set of breasts. After nine surgeries and more than a gallon of silicone, her breasts are a size 38KKK.

Largest Natural Breasts 

In modern times the world’s largest breasts belong to Norma Stitz (USA, born Annie Hawkins-Turner) who takes a size 56WW Bra. Norma holds the Guinness world record for having the biggest tits in the world.

Best Boob Artist 

Kira Ayn Varszegi, aged 34 from Hartford, is an artist. She creates abstract works by using her 38DD breasts as a paintbrush. Kira covers her breasts in paint and then presses them against her canvases. She shares that a mixture of colors and angles in various different directions help to create her eye-catching works.

Left Breast is Usually Larger

No two breasts are exactly the same size, and it is usually your left breast that is bigger than the right side. However, often the difference is so slight you’d never notice they are of different sizes. Nipples also come in varying sizes, not only that, they also point in different directions.

British Boobs the Largest in Europe

A survey made by bra maker Triumph found that British women have the biggest boobs in Europe. More than half of women in that country wear a size D cup. Denmark scored second while Holland was third. On the other hand, Italian women had the smallest breasts where 68% had a size B.


Average Breast Weight

The average breast weighs about 0.5 kilograms (1.1 lb). Each breast contributes to about 4-5% of the body fat and thus 1% of the total body weight of an average woman.

Fat Breasts

In your 20s, your boobs are made up of fat, milk glands and collagen — the connective tissue that keeps them firm. But as you age, the glands and collagen shrink and are replaced by more and more fat. Instead of making your bra size go up, however, the added flab can send breasts down, closer to the floor, if you catch my drift.

Breasts Implant Saves Life

Big breasts miraculously saved an Israeli woman from death at the hands of a Lebanese paramilitary organization. The incident occurred during a Hezbollah rocket attack. The victim got a boob job two years ago. During the war, she was wounded in the chest by shrapnel but survived because of her implants. While the patient is fine, the implant, unfortunately, did not survive.

Orgasm via Breast Stimulation

The idea that women can achieve orgasm via breast stimulation alone has been put forward by Marshall Miller and Dorian Solot, a pair of high-profile sex educators and the authors of I Love Female Orgasm: An Extraordinary Orgasm Guide. According to their findings, about 1% of women report the ability to achieve orgasm through manual stimulation of their breasts.


Two women with the same cup size may not always have cleavage of the same size. Woman’s breasts that have developed fuller in the middle will tend to have greater cleavage. A woman with an A or B cup but with breasts set naturally close together, can have nice cleavage as well.

Real or Not

More than 2 million women in the United States have breast implants. The average age a woman gets a boob job is 34 … 90% wait until after they have children. The majority of women go up about two cup sizes. Of course, implants still carry health risks, but that doesn’t stop 250,000 from going under the knife each and every year.

Let Sleeping Breasts Lie

Sleeping face-down won’t make your implants deflate, but it will change their shape over time. The best snooze style for your breasts is on your side with a pillow under them for support.

Extra Boobs

Extra breasts (or nipples, for that matter) is called polymastia. In 1886, one Professor Neugenbauer presented to the French Academy of Medicine a woman with ten individual lactating breasts. Three months later, Dr. P. J. Stoyanoff exhibited a 23-year-old Polish woman who also had eight additional boob, all of which secreted milk.


There you have it guys.  Every thing you always wanted to know about breasts and breast implants.  I hope you all appreciate the valuable time I invested reading all about breasts and looking at the thousands of pictures required to verify these facts.  It was exhausting work but I know how important it was to get this information to all of you as quickly as possible.  Oh yeah, I think my carpal tunnel syndrome is acting up again.  The sacrifices I make for this blog.

03-03-2013   2 comments

I thought today I’d live up to this blogs name by providing a few items of really useless information which you could no doubt live without.  I need to have a fun posting day for a change that will provide absolutely no useful content to any discussion about anything at all.  How’s that for a total and complete disclaimer.

I’ve always been a huge trivia fan and anytime I find a few tidbits that are new to me I immediately send them along to you.  So sit back in your nice soft chair with your refreshment of choice and read on.

1.  Potatoes have more chromosomes than humans do – 48 versus 46.

2. The steam rising from a cup of hot coffee contains the same amount of antioxidants as three oranges.

3. Cleavage has nothing to do with breast size or shape. Women with concave  ribcages exhibit cleavage, while those with convex ribcages don’t.

4. There are roughly 144,000 mosquitos for every person on earth.

5.  Dr. Seuss wrote Green Eggs and Ham after his editor challenged him to produce a book using fewer than 50 words.

6. William McKinley was the first president to ride in an electric car – the ambulance that took him to the hospital after he was shot by an assassin.

7. In 2004, the glossy Ikea catalogue overtook the Bible as the world’s most distributed publication.

8. The Bible is the most shoplifted book in the world.

9. The actress Liz Sheridan, best known for her portrayal of Jerry Seinfeld’s TV mother, was briefly engaged to James Dean.

10. One of every five meals in America are eaten in cars.

11. The largest human cell is the female ovum. The smallest is the male sperm.

12. You can tell the temperature by listening to a cricket chirp. For the temperature in degrees Fahrenheit, count the number of chirps in 15 seconds and add 37.

13. In the summer of 1967, Jimi Hendrix was the opening act for the Monkees seven times.

14. A falling object travels slower at the equator than it does at the North and South poles.

15. Winston Churchill had a heart attack in the White House while straining to open a window.

So there you have it.  Fifteen more golden nuggets of useless information to use up what space you have left in your memory banks.  The month of March is sure to be long and boring and to make it complete I’ll send a few more tidbits your way in a few weeks.  I just know your thrilled.