It’s been a while since I posted limericks and I found myself suffering from limerick withdrawal. To remedy that here are few limericks from the the wild American West. They have a variety of themes but they all made me smile and laugh a little. I hope they do the same for you. Rated PG for sure.

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There was a young lady named Knox

Who diddled herself with large rocks.

So hot was her tail,

When she used western shale,

Oil spurted in jets from her box.

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In story and film old Dodge City

Was a center for sex and tough titty.

But historians have shown

That image was overblown.

It was moral and quiet (a pity).

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Said a full-blooded northern Cheyenne,

After tryin’ and tryin’ and tryin’,

“Enough is enough.

An unfillable muff

Is no place for a Cheyenne to die in.”

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There was a young lady from Reno,

Who lost all her dough playing keno.

But she laid on her back,

Exposing her crack,

And now she owns the casino.

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A Fav

A young man from upper East Lynn

Had a penis quite short, limp, and thin.

From whore after whore

Til’ he could take it no more,

He heard the sad words, “Is it in?”.

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MORE TO COME