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07/20/2024 “NECTAR OF THE GODS”   Leave a comment

For many years I’ve been a lover of fine wines but even more obsessed with fine whiskies. The king of whiskey for me is bourbon. If I would have had two sons one of them would have been named “Jack” and the other named “Daniel”. A few years ago, I was in my seventh month of chemotherapy and wasn’t allowed any hard liquor. I was unfortunately forced to drink a series of less than satisfying hard ciders which truly sucked. Finally, the chemo ended, and I was given permission by all of my doctors to have a “real” drink. I returned home and poured myself a large glass of Jack Daniels and came very close to multiple orgasms. I got thoroughly wasted by that one drink, but I knew immediately that I was still alive. Today’s post contains quotes from a number of people with their own opinions about whiskey and they’re definitely worth remembering.

  • “A gulp of hot whiskey at bedtime – it’s not very scientific, but it helps.” Alexander Fleming (the discoverer of penicillin)
  • “I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already.” Tommy Cooper
  • “Scotchy, scotch, scotch. Here it goes down. Down into my belly.” A quote from the movie Anchorman
  • “You actually go down to Kentucky, Louisville, and they’ve got bourbons that make Old Grandad and Jack Daniels look like Schweppes bitterly lemon . . . there’s one called Rebel Yell and that’s dynamite shit.” Keith Richards
  • “You cannot drink gin and tonic in the middle of the night. You must have whiskey to give you energy.” Margaret Thatcher

  • “My God, so much I like to drink Scotch that sometimes I think my name is Igor Stra-whiskey.” Igor Stravinsky
  • “My family was a bunch of drunks. When I was six, I came up missing, they put my picture on bottles of Scotch.” Rodney Dangerfield
  • “When life hands you lemons, make Whiskey Sours.” WC Fields
  • “I like my whiskey old and my women young.” Errol Flynn
  • “There is no bad whiskey. There are only some whiskeys that aren’t as good as others.” Raymond Chandler

10/10/2023 “SO TRUE . . . SO TRUE.”   Leave a comment

The internet has become famous for anonymous facts claiming to be true as well and out-and-out fake news and scams of all kinds. Here are ten facts that are surprising and amazingly TRUE.

  • More tickets were sold to see the movie Gone With the Wind in theaters than people living in America at its release.
  • John Lennon signed the official paperwork formalizing the split of the Beatles while staying at a Disney World hotel.
  • Yoda from the movie Star Wars, cookie monster from Sesame Street, and Miss Piggy from the Muppet Show were all voiced by the same person.
  • The leading role in the movie Forrest Gump was originally offered to John Travolta.
  • Leonardo DiCaprio didn’t draw the sketch of Kate Winslet in Titanic, but director James Cameron did.

  • Gene Roddenberry originally wanted Patrick Stewart to wear a wig for his iconic Star Trek role as Captain Jean-Luc Picard.
  • Stephen Spielberg submitted Schindler’s List as his final project for film school.
  • Brad Pitt’s first acting gig was dressing up as a giant chicken.
  • The NFL, NBA, and MLB have all had one player win the championship MVP while playing for the losing team.
  • Violet Jessop was the one passenger who was aboard both the Titanic and its sister ship the Britannic when they were sunk.

TIME FLIES WHEN YOU’RE SWEARING