I’d like to welcome you to the planet Mars, since I’m told that’s where men are from.  This must be Mars and I’ll tell you why.  As part of my never ending search for information to assist me in understanding the female animal I stumbled into the incredibly confusing world of women’s sexual fantasies.  To say I was surprised at what I found would be an understatement.  It seems that  almost everyone has their opinions of what those fantasies are and aren’t shy about putting them out there. 

I’m going to show you two top ten lists that claim to have the inside scoop on what women fantasize about.  Both I suspect were written by men and they seem a little too good to be true.  Here’s list number one:

1.  Private Dancer (Striptease)

2.  Exhibitionism

3.  Force Fantasies

4.  Voyeurism

5.  Threesome With Two Men

6.  Threesome With Another Woman

7.  Sex With A Stranger

8.  Teacher/Student (Spanking)

9.  Domination (You Dominating Her)

10.Domination (Her Dominating You)

Now you understand why I thought I was on Mars.  These sound all too familiar to what a list of men’s fantasies would be. I’ve dated a lot of women over the years and been involved in a few serious relationships but never was I made privy to the things on this list.  I’ll admit I was made aware of a few of these items but no single women ever claimed ownership of them all.  Some of those women were borderline crazy (in a good way) but at best they only rang the bell on six of these items.  Now lets look at the second list.

1.  Oh my virgin ears  (Rape Fantasy)

2.  Strap me on, I’m going in (Strap-on Penis)

3.  Three-way w/Two Men.

4.  Leave a Good Tip (Stripper)

5.  I taw, I taw a putty tat (Sex w/woman and a Man Watching)

6.  Being Sexually Dominated

7.  Lay Me Out on Display (Exhibitionism)

8.  Who’s Your Daddy? (Domination of a Man)

9.  The More the Merrier (Group Sex)

10.Sex With a Stranger

This is very similar to the first list but in a slightly different order of importance.  I’d like any of you women out there to confirm for me that this is even close to the truth.  I’ve  hoped and prayed that I’d find a women with a list like this my whole life.  If most women feel this way then I may have just discovered  how little I really knew for all these years.  I could become clinically depressed and be forced into therapy if this is all true. Finding out that most women had better fantasies than I did would be devastating.

I’m going to stop writing now because I can feel the depression coming on.