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Well, it’s Sunday and the Steeler game has been canceled until Monday due to weather concerns. It’s a little annoying but not all that surprising for anyone who’s ever been in Buffalo during the winter. In my previous life as a regional manager for a national chain I was assigned stores in Buffalo and Niagara Falls. I swear to God that every time I made a trip there during the winter, I ended up getting snowed in and spending an extra day or two in order to give the citizens time to clean up the snow, open the roads, and allow me to fly the hell out of there. Buffalo is a nice town (sarcasm) but not a place I’d like to spend any extra time in. I’ve been to Niagara Falls and unfortunately if you’ve seen one waterfall you’ve seen them all. With that being said and since my day has been interrupted, I thought I’d get a little silly. Everyone seems to love the limericks I post so I offer you a few odd ball limericks today. These are tongue twister limericks written by a gentleman named Lou Brooks in 2009 in a book of the same name. Enjoy . . .

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Nosy Rose got closed in a closet of clothes,

The clothes closet closed on Rose’s red rosy nose,

She tweaked on her beak,

For over a week,

Rose’s nosy red nose now hangs close to her toes.

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Walt walked and talked on his wife’s walkie-talkie,

Walt’s wife’s walkie-talkie made Walt’s talky-talk squawky.

Wide awake while Walt walked,

Was what Walt was while he talked,

While Walt’s wife walked her way to Milwaukee.

Two of these should be sufficient. Trying to get a computer program to type these as I speak is ridiculous. Here’s a description of my day in a nutshell.

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MY DAY (so far)

cat in my lap

rain on my brain

binging on weirdness

tales of the grimm

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GO STEELERS