04-27-2013   3 comments

In my effort to maintain some sort of handle on our modern day culture I spend a portion of my time exploring the odd and weird corners of this wonderful tool called the Internet.  You’ll notice that nowhere in that last sentence was the word FUN mentioned.  The reason being that most of the time there is no fun involved.

I may have made a few mentions in the past concerning women, their foibles and humorous approaches to life in general.  Sometimes they are interesting and sometimes not so much.  Today it’s time to even things up a little and give some men the boot in the ass they seem to deserve.

I landed on a web site recently called askmen.com where a list of the Top 99 Women of 2013 had been created and posted.  I’m not sure how you determine the 99 Top Women for 2013 when it’s only April.  I guess if you’re a women who does something really great or interesting in the last eight months of this year, you don’t count. The site is a little unclear who was responsible for making this list or the requirements needed to be named.  Is it the prettiest, the sexiest, the smartest, the biggest boobs, the nicest ass, or what?  I still don’t know. 

Being the curious person that I am I began at the bottom of the list with Berenice Marlohe.  Who the hell is that you ask, why it’s the newest James Bond girl. My first thought was “So What!” Then to  Kim Kardashian, who needs no introduction to her stupid and ignorant fans in this country. Next I find Kate Moss, the former drug using model who now gets naked so she can appear with Rihanna in the magazine "V".

Let’s recap so far.  One untested actress, one money hungry TV slut, and one second rate model forced to show her goods as a backdrop to Rihanna.  That tells me immediately this is not the list of possible women role models for our younger generations nor is it the list of women who’ve made any noticeable contributions to our society.  It’s the list of what some unknown list-maker has decided are the most sexy and easiest babes to look at.  I might be forced to question this list-maker’s qualifications because in my opinion he doesn’t have a clue.  I don’t want to get into a rant on this subject just yet so let’s check out a few more of their so called candidates for fame and fortune.

Next is Paula Gretsky, daughter of Wayne. Fresh from her bikini shoot at Maxim magazine.  Then comes Raquel Diaz aka Rocsi, a BET video show hostess, and then Jenna Marbles, a former YouTube sensation, who put out a half-assed video that happened to go viral.  WTF  is going on? I should tell you now that Jennifer Lawrence was the number one selection for 2013 and that Charlize Theron came in at number 97. This list-maker is either blind, stupid, or fifteen years old. Does that make any kind of sense to you at all?  It doesn’t for me.

I’ve always gone out of my way to defend my gender but it’s times like this I wonder if I’m doing the right thing.  This web site should be avoided at all costs and I won’t be providing a link to it here. These so-called lists created from their so-called readership seem to me to be bogus.  It’s just a cheap and lame attempt to drive the hit rate of their site with as many hot female bodies as they can find. It’s the same scheme used by Sports Illustrated every year with their Swimsuit Edition. Hey guys, it’s already been done to death so please stop.  As a man I’m a little embarrassed by the whole thing and so should all of you.

3 responses to “04-27-2013

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  1. Why should I be embarrassed,,,I’m not the one who visited the site1

  2. Fantastic pos but I was wanting to know if you could write a litte more on this topic?
    I’d be very grateful if you could elaborate a litte biit
    more. Many thanks!

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