A young girl named Alice, in Dallas,
Had never enjoyed a fine phallus;
She was virgo intacto,
Because, ipso facto,
No phallus in Dallas fit Alice.
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A young girl named Alice, in Dallas,
Had never enjoyed a fine phallus;
She was virgo intacto,
Because, ipso facto,
No phallus in Dallas fit Alice.
Posted October 7, 2021 by Every Useless Thing in Bitch & Complain, Humor, Kill Me, I'm Begging You, Limericks, Sarcasm
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🤦🏻‍♀️ Geeze… I’ve got nothing!
You may have to move to Dallas.