A young girl named Alice, in Dallas,
Had never enjoyed a fine phallus;
She was virgo intacto,
Because, ipso facto,
No phallus in Dallas fit Alice.
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A young girl named Alice, in Dallas,
Had never enjoyed a fine phallus;
She was virgo intacto,
Because, ipso facto,
No phallus in Dallas fit Alice.
Posted October 7, 2021 by Every Useless Thing in Humor, Just Saying Again, Kill Me, I'm Begging You, Limericks, Sarcasm
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🤦🏻♀️ Geeze… I’ve got nothing!
You may have to move to Dallas.