Stupid Headline
Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
Stupid Bumper Sticker
Be Careful-90% of People are Caused by Accidents
Smart Quote
“Experience is not what happens to you; it is what you do with what happens.”
Aldous Huxley 1959
Stupid Quote
“If you stay here much longer, you’ll be slitty eyed”
Prince Philip to British students in China
Rude Limerick
A hapless young fellow named Schmuck,
Considers himself out of luck.
Though he’s petted and wooed,
When he tries to get screwed,
He finds that virgins don’t give a fuck.
THE WEEKEND IS COMING
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Liked the limerick even though it wasn’t your’s. Missing the 28 yr old though. Come back! 🍆🌮