04/12/2023 💥💥Limerick Alert💥💥   1 comment

I thought today I would take a different approach to limericks. I like posting them in categories like children’s limericks, medical limericks and of course the more interesting, body part limericks. So, I want to step away from all of those categories today and share a few called Limericks about Limericks. Here we go.

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A limerick tells of a scene

Which often is crude or obscene.

But, if smut’s what you’re after

To bring about laughter,

Then tough, because this one is clean!

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A limerick writer named Fred

Composed much of his work in his bed.

His poor wife declared

That she wouldn’t have cared,

But he tapped out the beat on her head!

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No matter how grouchy you’re feeling,

You’ll find that a limerick’s quite healing.

It grows in a wreath

All around the front teeth,

Thus, preserving the face from congealing.

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There was an anthologist who

Has decided that nought is taboo.

Her words are so rude,

And her versus so lewd,

I’m sure they’d be appealing to you.

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THE WEEKEND IS IN SIGHT


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  1. Tame for you but still tantalizing and titillating!

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