I’ve been promising for some time to post a few bawdy limericks and today’s the day. These four limericks can be rated either “R” or “X” depending on the reader. If you have any children who use your computer, make sure they don’t get to see these. I don’t have much more to say about this post because believe me, it speaks for itself. I hope all of you who requested this posting (and you know who you are) appreciate how uncomfortable it makes me to post this. So here we go.

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There was a young man of Nantucket

Whose prick was so long he could suck it.

He said with a grin,

As he wiped off his chin,

“If my ear were a pussy, I’d fuck it.”

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There was a young fellow named Meek

Who invented a lingual technique.

It drove women frantic

And made them romantic,

And wore all the hair off his cheek.

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There once was a handsome young seaman

Who with ladies was really a demon.

In peace or in war,

At sea or on shore,

He could certainly dish out the semen.

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There was a young lady named Hilda

Who went for a walk with a builder.

He knew that he could,

And he should, and he would –

And he did – and he goddamn near killed her.

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I HOPE YOU ENJOY THEM