Since we’re celebrating “Hump Day”, here are a few truly twisted limericks to test your reading skills. Pick any one of these three and try to read it as fast as possible without tying your tongue in a knot. Doing that is probably just as difficult as it was for me trying to type these damn things. Have fun with it.

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Two witchy witches in a Wichita ditch,

One witch with a twitch caused the witches to switch,

The spell they were under,

Caused people to wonder,

Which Wichita witch switched was which?

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Frankly, Frank Fankley felt cranky,

Inside Frank Fankley’s frank was Hank’s hanky.

Hank’s hanky Frank got,

Filled with Hank’s hanky snot,

“It ain’t frankly swanky,” said Fankley, “NO THANK-Y!”

😋😋😋

A petulant flatulent platypus starts,

To tooting and flouting his flute to his farts,

But at platypus outings,

His flatulent floutings,

Flout his flute flat at the tootiest parts.

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SPECIAL THANKS TO LOU BROOKS