I tend to look for publications containing limericks and I like them funny, silly, bawdy, and outright outrageous. Many of my readers constantly complain that my selections are too tame. They want lots of sexual content and even go so far as to complain about my selections of children’s limericks. I enjoy posting the more innocent lyrics from kids with the hope they will someday grow up and write some truly memorable and bawdy poetry. Someone has to assist the next generation in their endeavors, and I have gladly volunteered. Here are a few you can sample . . .

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A frog drove her car down the road.

Hearing one of her tires explode,

The frog didn’t panic,

She called her mechanic,

And the next thing you know she was toad.

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One evening a boy named Carmelo.

Dreamt he ate an enormous marshmallow.

He woke up at dawn,

And his pillow was gone.

When he screamed, he saw feathers, poor fellow.

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An eye whispered once to an ear,

With a hint of disdain and a sneer.

As its eyebrow arose,

It glanced down at the nose

And said, “Something sure smells around here.”

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Said little first-grader Pam Plunkett,

The past tense of “shrink it” is “shrunk it”.

Told, yes, that is true!

Just who taught that to you?

She said, “I’m not really sure, I just thunk it.”

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WHO DOESN’T LUV KIDZ?

(Special thanks to Brian Cleary)