Quote of the Day

“The more we share, the more we have.“

Leonard Nimoy 1992

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Joke of the Day

Two women friends had gone out for a girl’s night out and had been decidedly overenthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home, they suddenly realized they both needed to pee. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a headstone or something. The first woman had nothing to wipe with, so she took off her panties, used them and threw them away. Her friend, however, was wearing a very expensive underwear set and didn’t want to ruin them but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a nearby wreath on a grave and proceeded to wipe herself with it. After finishing, they made their way home. The next day the first woman’s husband called the other husband and said, “These damn girls’ nights out have got to stop. My wife came home last night without her panties”. “That’s nothing,” said the other. “Mine came back with a sympathy card stuck between the cheeks of her ass that said, ‘From all of us at the Fire Station; we’ll never forget you!'”

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Limerick of the Day

Said Miss Farrow, on one of her larks,

“Sex is more fun in bed than in parks.

You feel more at ease,

Your ass doesn’t freeze,

And passers-by don’t make remarks.”

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WOKE Joke of the Day

Q. What do you call a nun with a sex change operation?

A. A trans-sister.

Comment: WOKE folks are the real jokes.

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