I was perusing through my library this morning when I accidentally tripped and fell back into the 1980’s once again. It always amazes me just how different the sense of humor in the 1980’s compares to now. With that thought in mind I hope you enjoy these little pearls of humor. Cmon, yuck it up a little.

What’s the difference between a gynecologist and a proctologist? Their point of view.

What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer? The taste.

Why in the traditional wedding picture is the groom in a chair and the bride is standing? Because he’s too tired to get up, and she’s too sore to sit down!

What’s worse than picking up the soap in an Army shower? Playing leapfrog in the Greek Navy.

How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Four. One to screw it in, and three to discuss how it’s so much more gratifying than with a man!

What does the sign inside of whorehouse say? “No smoking! Use a lubricant!”

What’s a loud wet dream? A snorgasm!

What happens if a young couple mixes up their Vaseline and putty? All their windows fall out!

What’s the easiest way to get a date with a “10”? Ask out two “threes” and a “four!”

What do you get when you cross a donkey with a jar of peanut butter? A piece of ass that sticks to the roof of your mouth!

GIRLS STILL WANT TO HAVE FUN!