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01/11/2023 “More Riddles from the 80’s”   Leave a comment

A week or so ago I posted a collection of riddles which could be described as a bit raunchy. Much to my surprise the response was amazing. It appears that a little off-color humor is being appreciated by more people than just me. I’ll continue with a few more gems to tickle your fancy. Let’s time travel to 1984 . . .

  • How do you circumcise a whale? Send down fore skin divers!
  • Who was a heavyweight boxing champion with a flatulence problem? Gaseous Clay!
  • Why is credit like sex? Because the people who need it the worst can’t get it!
  • What happens if you don’t pull out in time? You get a parking ticket!
  • Why does an elephant have four feet? He’d look pretty silly with just six inches!

  • What would you call a sex change surgeon? A gender amender!
  • What does a mathematician do if he’s constipated? Works it out with a pencil!
  • How do you make holy water? Take some water and boil the hell out of it!
  • Why is sex better than bowling? The balls are lighter and you don’t have to change your shoes!
  • What’s the easiest way to get a little group sex? Use both hands!

HAVE A RAUNCHY DAY!

08/06/2022 “RAUCHINESS”   5 comments

My favorite word today is “Raunchy”. It’s not a word that’s heard too often these days, but I’ll do my best to do it justice. Another of my favorite things are riddles. As a kid we enjoyed them, and they were always fun. I’ll merge them together and give you ten “Raunchy Riddles” from the 1980’s. Here we go.

What’s the difference between a porcupine and a Porche? The porcupine has pricks on the outside.

How fast can a girl go when she’s having sex? 68 . . . If she went 69, she’d blow a rod.

What do you call a Mexican with a vasectomy? A dry Martinez.

Why did the girl take a bath in peroxide? Because she heard that on the whole gentlemen prefer blonds

What can a girl put behind her ears to make her look sexy? Her knees.

What’s the difference between an epileptic corn husker and a hooker with diarrhea? An epileptic corn husker shucks between fits.

Why don’t men mind women claiming to be the foundation of our country? Because they know who laid the foundation.

What’s worse than a centipede with athletes’ foot? Captain Hook with jock itch.

What’s the French method of self-defense? Tung Fu

Why was the Duchess on her knees? She was down for the Count.

DON’T YOU JUST LOVE THE 80’S?

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