I know all of you are just sitting there and waiting for the answers to yesterday’s celebrity quiz.  Here’s the complete list of celebrities with their aliases.  How did you really do?

Boris Karloff…..William Henry Pratt
Mary Pickford…..Gladys Smith
Audrey Hepburn…..Edda Van Heemsta
Samuel Goldwyn…..Sam Goldfish
W.C. fields…..William Claude Dunkenfield
Martin Sheen…..Ramon Esteves
Michael Keaton…..Michael Douglas
Roy Rogers…..Leonard Slye
Dale Evans…..Francis Octavia Smith
Mel Brooks…..Melvin Kominsky
Jane Wyman…..Sarah Jane Folks
Whooping Goldberg…..Caryn Johnson
Joan Crawford…..Lucille Le Sueur
Woody Allen…..Allen Stewart Kinigsberg
Charlie Sheen…..Carlos Esteves

On to the next subject.  As promised, another list of totally useless information I’ve collected from all sorts of sources both on the net and elsewhere.

• Twenty-eight percent of Africa is wilderness while thirty eight percent of North America is wilderness.
• A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds.
• A dime has 118 ridges around the edge.
• The average person spends three years of his or her life on a toilet.
• Take your height and divide by eight. That’s how tall your head is.
• One in three male motorists picks their nose while driving.
• More than ten people a year are killed by vending machines.
• More Monopoly money is printed in a year, than real money printed throughout the world.
• Famous billionaire Howard Hughes stored his own urine in large bottles.
• Approximately $25 million is spent each year on lap dances in Las Vegas.
• 23% of all photocopier faults worldwide are caused by people sitting on them and photocopying their butts.
• Each year, there are more than 40,000 toilet related injuries in the United States.
• Coca-cola was originally green.
• The characters Bert and Ernie on Sesame Street were named after Bert the cop and Ernie the taxi driver in Frank Capra’s "It’s a Wonderful Life".

Are you feeling smarter now?  Slowly but surely I’m filling your heads with mind numbing information which you’ll probably never use in any conversation and will most likely forget by Monday.  It’s my insidious plot to takeover the world, one mind at a time.