I’ve always loved slamming celebrities and today will be no different.  I do it fairly by just simply using their own words against them.  Many of these so called celebrities insist on disturbing my calm by being in my face at every turn on both TV and radio. They’re determined to explain to me how much smarter they think they are about politics, the environment, and any other effing cause they are promoting.  It became tiresome more years ago than I care to mention. Since I can’t tell them in person what I think about them without being accused of being a stalker or paparazzi, I’ll use this blog to at least vent enough to make me fell better.

You can take the Bill Maher’s and the Susan Sarandon’s of the world and all of their wack-job friends and ship them wherever you’d like.  Just get them out of my face.  Here are a few quotes that I’m sure these geniuses wished they’d never made.  Here we go . . . .

• Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?
  Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever."
  – Miss Alabama, 1994 Miss USA Pageant
• "Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain as marijuana. The researches also discovered other similarities between the two, but can’t remember what they are."
  – Mat Lauer, Today Show, NBC
• "I haven’t committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law."
  – David Dinkins, New York City Mayor answering accusations that he failed to pay his taxes.
• "Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life."
  – Brooke Shields
• "We’re going to turn this team around 360 degrees."
  – Jason Kidd, Dallas Mavericks
• "I’m not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president."
  – Hillary Clinton
• "Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country."
  – Marion Barry, Washing, D.C. Mayor
• "It isn’t pollution that’s harming the environment. It’s the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
  – Dan Quayle, U.S. Vice President

I will admit that celebrities make writing this blog easy at times.  They are the proverbial “gifts that keep on giving” and I for one appreciate it. 

And as a final thought, thanks to Fred Thompson and his celebrity buddies trying to convince all the seniors in this country that reverse mortgages are the best thing since sliced bread.  What a giant load of crap.