Quote of the Day

“When the grasshopper gathers strength to hop, it does not

know where it will land. So, it often is with poets.”

Gerald Brenan

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Joke of the Day #1

At a local college dance, a guy from America asks a girl from Sweden to dance. While they are dancing, he gives her a little squeeze, and says, “In America, we call this a hug.” She replies,”Yaah, in Sveden we call it a hug too.” A little later, he gives her a peck on the cheek, and says, “In America, we call this a kiss.” She replies,”Yaah, in Sveden we call it a kiss too.” Towards the end of the night, and a lot of drinks later, he takes her out on the campus lawn and proceeds to have sex with her, saying, “In America, we call this a grass sandwich.” She says, “Yaaah, in Sveden we call it a grass sandwich too, but we usually put more meat in it.”

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Limerick of the Day

There was a young lady from Fort Kent

Who said that she knew what it meant

When men ask her to dine,

Gave her roses and wine –

She knew what it meant, but she went!

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Joke of the Day #2

Bad Bernie was in prison for seven years. Today he got out and his wife and son were there to pick him up. He came through the gates and jumped into the car. The only thing he said was, “F.F.” His wife turned to him and answered, “E.F.” Out on the highway, he said, “F.F.” She immediately responded simply, “E.F.” He repeated it once again, “F.F.” She again replied loudly, “E.F.” “Mom! Dad! What the hell is going on?” Bernie quietly answered, “Your mother wants to eat first!”

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Wisdom of the Day

Conventional wisdom is to wisdom what junk food is to food.