Quote of the Day

“C’mon, baby light my fire

Try to set the night on fire.”

Jim Morrison (1943-1971)

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Joke of the Day #1

There was an artist who worked from a studio in his home. He specialized in nudes and had been working on what he thought would be a masterpiece for several months now. As usual, his model reported, and after exchanging the usual pleasantries she began to undress for the day’s work. He told her not to bother because he was feeling pretty bad with the flu he had been fighting. He told her that he would pay her for the day, but that she could just go home, he only wanted some hot tea and then to get some rest in bed. The model said, “Oh, please, let me fix it for you. It’s the least I can do.” He agreed and told her to fix herself a cup, too. They were sitting in the living room just exchanging small talk and enjoying their tea, when he heard the front door open and close, then some familiar footsteps. “Oh my God!” he whispered loudly. “It’s my wife. Quick, take all your clothes off.”

Joke of the Day #2

A 92-year-old man went to the doctor to get a physical examination. A few days later, the doctor saw the man walking down the street with a gorgeous young lady on his arm. At his follow-up visit the doctor talked to the old man and said, “You’re really doing great, aren’t you?” The old man replied, “Just doing what you said, doctor: “Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.” The doctor said, “I didn’t say that. I said you’ve got a heart murmur and be careful.”

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Limerick of the Day

A worried young man from Istanbul

Discovered large red spots on his tool.

Said the doctor, a cynic,

“Get out of my clinic!

Just wipe off the lipstick, you fool”

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What’s Grosser Than Gross

When a cheerleader jumps high into the air and lands in a split.

“AND STICKS TO THE FLOOR”

YIKES!!

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