Quote of the Day

“The joints of thy thighs are the jewel, the work of the hands of a cunning workman.”

The Song of Solomon (7:1, King James Version)

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Joke of the Day #1

Some people are sitting in a bar when one guy says, “My name is Larry, and I am a SNAG.” A second guy says, “What’s that?” The first guy says, “That means I am a Single, New Age Guy.” Another one says, “My name is Gary, and I am a DINK.” A girl sitting nearby asks, “What’s that?” He says, “That means I am a Double Income, No Kids.” A lady speaks up and says, “That’s nice enough but my name is Gertrude, and I am a WIFE.” Larry says, “A WIFE? What’s a WIFE?” She says, “That means, Wash, Iron, Fuck, Etc.

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Joke of the Day #2

A guy walks into a bar in sees a sign that reads . . .

HAMBURGERS $1.

CHEESEBURGER $2.

HAND JOB $3.

He immediately spots the attractive large breasted blonde behind the counter. “Can I help you?” She asks with a smile. “I was wondering,” whispered the man. “Are you the one who gives the hand jobs?” “Why yes I am,” she purrs, “Well if you don’t mind, please wash your hands, I really want a cheeseburger.

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Limerick of the Day

A girl named Alice, in Dallas,

Had never felt of a phallus.

She remained virgo intacto,

Because, ipso facto,

No phallus in Dallas would fit Alice.

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BETTER A FRIENDLY REFUSAL THAN AN UNWILLING ACCOMPLICE