Have you ever had something piss you off so bad you felt a sharp, stabbing pain behind your eyes. If you have then the following list will be perfect for you. I love reading lists and I also love writing them from time to time. Over the last few years I’ve experienced almost 60% of the things listed below and it seems to be getting worse each year instead of improving. The pandemic has done nothing to stop these annoyances, it has possibly increased them.

• The person who insists on explaining at length something I have absolutely no interest in.

• People who snore the paint right off the walls and then deny ever snoring.

• People who love to talk over me during a conversation make me want to scream.

• Waiting in my car at the ATM for 15 minutes for some moron on a bicycle making a deposit.

• The guy in the next men’s room stall at Walmart who opens a stolen package of underwear, puts them on, and leaves his old pair on the floor when he departs.

• The attractive woman driving the gorgeous new Lexus who rolls down her window and spits a huge oyster into the passing lane.

• People who will stand quietly in line at a movie theater but can’t shut the hell up once the movie starts.

• Screaming out-of-control children in public places with parents shopping elsewhere.

• The woman chatting on her cell phone as she smashed into my left front fender.

• Loud and obnoxious beer drinking morons at any sporting event.

• People who are “close talkers” with chronic “stench breath” who won’t stop talking to me.

• Finding short and curly hairs in my restaurant food.

• Waiting endlessly in a register line for a customer to be trained in the use of their own debit card by the cashier.

• People who loudly bitch and moan about their meals and the service at a restaurant.

• City workers who insist on destroying my mailbox every year with a 10 ton snowplow.

I feel much better now that I’ve gotten all of those off my chest. It’s a very cathartic experience to say the least. I wrote these items in less than 15 minutes and I’m afraid if I took a bit more time the list would’ve doubled.

HAVE A GREAT UNANNOYING PANDEMIC DAY