There was a young lady from Norway
Who hung by her toes in a doorway;
She said to her beau:
"Just look at me, Joe,
"I think I've discovered one more way!"
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***Limerick Rebuttal Alert***
There was a young man from Cabot
Who had an untenable habit;
He’d come and he’d go,
He had wild oats to sow,
Hell, then he turned into a rabbit!
I see you spent some time on that one. LOL, good job.